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For the most part, I would have to say that I truly despise blogs that end up being used as a device for sharing feelings, or just ranting with no general focus what-so-ever. I have tried to keep this blog constrained to a few topics; however, I did include a “Personal” tab on this page in the small chance that if I ever wanted to share anything about myself, it would be there. As many of you have noticed, the only content on that particular tab is a thank-you to my close friends and family who are supporting me in this venture.
Wow, that sure was long winded.
I find myself in a vulnerable spot right now as I write this, reflecting on a great many things. One of those things is: What should I write about on my new blog? How ironic, I start to include content on my blog that I despise while deciding on content. Don’t be discouraged dear reader, I don’t plan on having too much of this drivel on a regular basis, but I find myself in a vulnerable spot…
At least I'm warning you.
Around the age of 30 or so, I got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease that manifests itself through arthritic symptoms and gastrointestinal bleeding. Google image search “Ulcerative Colitis,” it cannot be unseen.
It can be safe to say that I spend at least 1/3 of my life in chronic pain, coping with pain or just flat out medicating myself to a certain degree with NSAIDs or steroid therapy. There are many biopharmaceuticals prescribed to treat autoimmune diseases such as this by inhibiting what is called TNF or tumor necrosis factor.
By my best understanding, and without getting tooooooooooo boring, TNF is a group of proteins that cause cell death. In a normal conditions, these are the proteins that help knock out infected cells to allow healthy cells to replace them. Well, for a person who has a disease such as mine, those TNF are killing healthy cells, not infections; therefore, a TNF inhibitor or immune suppressant has to be introduced to stabilize the immune system.
That was a mouthful.
The one I take is called infliximab or commonly called Remicade. I have an IV infusion of Remicade every two months. A good description of it would be an artificial antibody recently reclassified as chemotherapy that effectively lowers the immune system to allow affected areas of inflammation a chance to heal.
I'm not an infusion patient, but I play one on TV.
Just in doing a bit of research on this as I write it, the side-effects include: More common
Abdominal or stomach pain
•chest pain
•chills
•cough
•dizziness
•fainting
•fever
•flushing of the face
•headache
•hives
•itching
•muscle pain
•nasal congestion
•nausea
•runny nose
•sneezing
•sore throat
•tightness in the chest
•troubled breathing
•unusual tiredness or weakness
•vomiting Less common
•Back pain
•bloody or cloudy urine
•cracks in the skin at the corners of the mouth
•diarrhea
•difficult or painful urination
•frequent urge to urinate
•pain
•pain or tenderness around the eyes and cheekbones
•skin rash
•soreness or irritation of the mouth or tongue
•soreness or redness around the fingernails or toenails
•vaginal burning or itching and discharge
•white patches in the mouth or on the tongue
•Rare
•Abscess (swollen, red, tender area of infection containing pus)
•back or side pain
•black, tarry stools
•blood in the urine or stools
•bone or joint pain
•constipation
•falls
•feeling of fullness
•general feeling of illness
•hernia (bulge of tissue through the wall of the abdomen)
•irregular or pounding heartbeat
•pain in the rectum
•pain spreading from the abdomen or stomach to the left shoulder
•pinpoint red spots on the skin
•stomach pain (severe)
•swollen or painful glands
•tendon injury
•unusual bleeding or bruising
•weight loss (unusual)
•yellow skin and eyes Incidence not known
•Area rash
•bloody nose
•burning, tingling, numbness or pain in the hands, arms, feet, or legs
•change in mental status
•clay-colored stools
•continuing vomiting
•convulsions
•dark or bloody urine
•difficulty with speaking
•difficulty with swallowing
•fast heartbeat
•general feeling of tiredness or weakness
•heavier menstrual periods
•hoarseness
•inability to move the arms and legs
•itching, puffiness, or swelling of the eyelids or around the eyes, face, lips, or tongue
•light-colored stools
•loss of appetite
•loss of bladder control
•lower back or side pain
•muscle spasm or jerking of all extremities
•noisy breathing
•painless swelling in the neck, armpits, or groin
•pale skin
•red, scaling, or crusted skin
•redness, soreness, or itching skin
•seizures
•sensation of pins and needles
•severe abdominal or stomach pain
•severe muscle weakness, sudden and progressing
•slow or irregular breathing
•sores, welting, or blisters
•stabbing pain
•sudden loss of consciousness
•sudden numbness and weakness in the arms and legs
•unpleasant breath odor
•upper right abdominal or stomach pain
•vomiting of blood
Me after I read that list.
Mine are always, always, always soreness, aches, headache, sneezing, fever and sore throat.
O hey! Higher chance of tuberculosis and lymphoma with Remicade too! Awesome! (I actually did know that.)
Not to mention, I have zero ability to fight off viruses or infections. It’s always a fun time, especially during cold and flu season. After my infusion this last Sunday, I had company over for my normal Game of Thrones get together, and I am certain that I picked something up from someone.
So, I’m sitting here thinking about my last infusion, and even though I am lucky and blessed in my life, I can’t help but sometimes feel sad. It was a lifestyle change that I was not necessarily ready to make 10 years ago. At the time, it was just misdiagnosis, one after another. Finally, a treatment plan was decided on, and here I am.
This last one was the worst. I had told the nurse that I preferred to not have my IV placed in my wrist, because my veins there tend to move. She, however, had different plans. She must have stuck me three times, and that vein rolled every time.
Insert. Roll. Retract. Pinch. Repeat.
The bruise on my wrist is a lovely shade, I must tell you. By the time it was placed in my forearm, I just wanted to go home, but all I had was that old familiar burn and waves of nausea. I just wanted to sleep once it finally ended.
I know that the grammar on this has been reprehensible, so I apologize.
In the Apostle Paul’s letters to the early church in Corinth, as well as Galatia, he speaks of a condition that he has to deal with. In 2 Corinthians, Chapter 12, he uses emotive words such as Thorn, Infirmities, Weakness. In Galatians 4, he wrote (paraphrased) that he was sick with an ailment the first time he visited them. There are many theories out there concerning this. Some same it was a spiritual attack, others agree that it was truly a physical disease that he had to manage while traveling.
Inspiration.
I have always held true to the latter. It has always given me a sense of hope and peace knowing that the man who God called to reach “the ends of the Earth,” had to deal with a condition that may have been like mine. It gives me strength in knowing that God wants to use us all, regardless of our physical conditions or how we view ourselves.
It is those times that I recollect my head and keep moving forward. Psalm 26:2 – “Examine me, O Lord, and try me; Test my mind and heart.”
There is no point to this, dear reader. I am normally not like this, but I am this time.
I promise that either later this week or next Monday, there will be something more entertaining to read.
This
week is going to be something different. Instead of talking about current
events or creating some social commentary on a relevant topic, I decided to
just write some fiction.
In one of my circles, there is a weekly writing
exercise/challenge that I like to participate in. Some inspire me more than
others, and I was particularly pleased with how this one came out. So, this
recently was done as a writing exercise.
The
rules were pretty simple actually. Sometimes there are more rules and
guidelines, but this week’s were pretty flexible.
A)
Be inspired by the picture below.
B)
Make sure the piece is 600 words or less.
Enjoy!
Read.
Comment.
Share. Follow.
Thanks.
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Routine Procedure
It had been two years since it had become visible. A speck. It was merely a speck on the horizon in the night the sky, a glowing sphere that gave a glimpse of something larger than ourselves. Things have changed quite a bit since then though. As I lifted my wine glass to my mouth, I looked up into the sky and gazed at it once more. The planet seemed to take up the entire sky, and it appeared roughly twice as large as the moon. It hadn't moved in three months, and the hysteria surrounding its appearance had turned into a sense of wonderment mixed with acceptance. I mean, it isn't every day that a planet of the same size, mass and atmosphere just appears and then begins orbiting. It really hadn't affected our gravity or climate as initially feared. “Experts” said that was because the planet was virtually identical to our own. It didn't add up in my mind, but when important people say things on the TV, you tend to just accept them. Well, I do at least. The entire situation reminded me of a movie I saw once. I really can’t remember the name of it, but it was about a mirror planet that appeared, but scientists suspected that there were actual doppelgangers of the inhabitants on each planet. What was the name of that movie? Wait – what movie? My phone rang while I was daydreaming, drinking wine and staring at the planet. I didn't even hear it, but I noticed when my voicemail chimed. It was the call that I was expecting. Maybe I didn't want to hear it. It was all moving so fast, and I really just wanted to be left alone. Why bother calling back, I knew where I was going. It took about twenty minutes to get to the facility. The guards saw my face and recognized me instantly, so they waved me in. The building was surrounded by armed soldiers. It struck me funny that I was literallyjust walking up to the front door with how tight the security was for this place. I could feel my heart rate quicken as I entered the building. I sat down and the interview began. Before he spoke, one of his assistants came from behind me and pushed a shiny device onto my neck to make it click. The pinch took me by surprise even though I was expecting it. Funny how things like that work. You know what something is going to feel like, but you still jump when it happens. Well, I do at least. “As mentioned in our initial conversation, The pinch you just felt was the insertion of a microscopic device that will test aspects of your blood to determine any variables. Let’s begin the interview. "So, how do you feel?” “Fine. How do you feel?” “Please, stay on topic. How would you consider your health?” “Good, thanks. I feel good man.” “How long have you felt, good.” “Wait, what? Uh – forever. I feel fine, man.” I was taken back by where this was going. It felt like there was a stirring inside. What had they injected into my body? “Who are you?” “You know my name. Hansen, Will Hansen.” “How did you get here?” “I drove. You saw me drive up in my car.” “How long have you been here?” “What…Like ten or fifteen minutes. What?” “Why did you come to this planet?” “This is my planet.” I looked around, and a growing sense of unease surrounded me. This was my planet. Wasn't it?
Over the last couple of days, I have been really trying to
formulate my approach on this subject, and in the process, I have garnered a
little bit of popularity from general frivolity. Here comes the test then.
Pamela Geller. A
month ago, you could have mentioned her name to me and I couldn’t have told you
who she was at all.
“I don’t know, was she a cousin of Ross and Monica from Friends?”
Just a quick intro, for those of you who may not know. She is
the co-founder of the American Freedom
Defense Initiative, an “extreme-right” political activist organization that
has been recently labeled as an anti-Mulsim hate
group by the Southern Poverty Law Center(full list of
SPLC hate groups here). Full disclosure, I am not going to go down the road
of supporting Pam Geller’s point of view, nor am I going to argue against it.
It is clearly pointed out on my profile that I am a Christian, but I am not a
bigot, racist, or xenophobe. Today I want to talk about the First Amendment of
the United States Constitution.
As many already know, on May 3, the AFDI held an art contest in
Garland, TX, offering a $10,000 prize for the best depiction of Islam’s prophet
Muhammed. It should be noted that, according to the rules of the contest, “While engaging in criticism of and mockery
of Muhammad and the belief system and ideology that underlies global jihad
terrorism, they must not be threatening or libelous or contain any content that
is inappropriate, indecent, profane, torturous, slanderous, discriminatory in
any way, or that promotes the denial of human rights to any group or person, or
otherwise does not comply with the theme and spirit of the Contest.” (full
rules) It should also be noted that according to the rules, the picture
should not violate any local, state, or federal laws. The contest was to follow
the Law of the Land, working within the parameters of the First Amendment.
During this contest, two gunman approached to commit a
heinous act of terror against American Citizens expressing their Freedom of Speech in a
free country. These artist were not breaking any local, state, or federal laws,
but according to Islamic Law, or Sharia, they were committing a blasphemous
heresy punishable by death. Specifically, depicting any “Prophet of Allah” in a graven form.
Thanks to brave local law enforcement, these barbaric terrorists were stopped before any serious problems could arise. The terror
group, ISIS has taken responsibility for this action, and has not only
threatened future attacks, but has put out death threats on Pam Geller.
OK, current events class is over.
So, before we continue, let’s look at the First Amendment
specifically:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of
speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and
to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
According to the Legal Information
Institute (LII) out of Cornell University, the Establishment Clause at the start of the Amendment prevents the
government from not only creating an official religion of the Nation (i.e. COE
or Islam), but it also prevents the government from favoring one religion over
another. Let’s stop and talk about the second part of this clause.
According to Sharia, it is unlawful to depict their prophet;
however, it is not unlawful to do so in the United States, because of this
clause in the First Amendment.
There is a music band out there called Christian Death (lovely name right?). One of their albums is “Sex,
Drugs, and Jesus Christ,” and the album cover of this record is a depiction of
Jesus Christ wearing a crown of thorns shooting up heroin. As a Christian, this
is not only offensive to me, but as functioning part of society, I find it
vulgar and tasteless. However, I am not going to go to the record company’s
headquarters and gun down a bunch of record execs because of that image.
Furthermore, if I did, I would be condemned for infringing the band’s freedom of speech if I did so. I would also
be looked at as a murderer and terrorist if the act was successful.
As well I should.
The disturbing societal tone concerning the incident in
Garland is how the American citizens who were potential victims of terror are
being vilified for hosting the art contest in the first place. They are well within their rights
as Americans to host the event, and yet they (not the terrorists) are
receiving inflammatory comments, because of how insensitive they are to the
Muslim faith.
Huh???? WHAT?
Check out this video…
I can’t even begin to understand the logic behind this. The
wave of political correctness, which has permeated our cultural identity, has
reached a tipping point so much that we have created a protected class for
anything, including certain religious groups. This goes in direct opposition to
what the Framers intended for this country, and this is specifically why they
put the Establishment Clause in the
First Amendment.
Both of the television shows of South Park and Family Guy
have irreverent depictions of Jesus. Where is the uprising from the media
saying that it is insensitive to Christians to have these shows? Moreover, just
by Googling the phrase “Jesus cartoons and depictions,” I get tons of
blasphemous and irreverent images of Jesus too numerous to count. One in
particular shows an image of Jesus kissing what appears to be a
Muslim man (presumably Mohammed) on the mouth with the caption “Road to Tolerance.”
Here’s what is funny, only Jesus’ face is shown, with only the
back of the head of the other man being shown.
Now, because of the sensitive nature of this subject, I’m not going to show some of the things I Googled. This is because I don’t want to offend
any religion, including Christians, with tasteless or crass things that
aren’t necessary to prove my point. Just know that overwhelmingly, it seems to
be perfectly acceptable to offend Christian iconography, yet, this art contest
is deemed inflammatory, racist, insensitive, and xenophobic to depict Muslim iconography as a political cartoon.
So, on to the second part of the First Amendment, “or abridging
free speech.” Cornell’s LII outlines the various ways that abridging, or
limiting, free speech is actually permitted (read more here).
One of the ways it can is through the term Obscenity,
and quite frankly folks, that is what we are talking about here, something that
is deemed to be obscene by a group of people.
So, here is what the LII states obscenity judgments are
based on:
“Currently, obscenity is evaluated by federal and state
courts alike using a tripartite standard established by Miller v.
California 413 U.S. 15 (1973). The Miller test for obscenity includes the
following criteria: (1) whether ‘the average person, applying contemporary
community standards’ would find that the work, ‘taken as a whole,’ appeals to
‘prurient interest’ (2) whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently
offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law,
and (3) whether the work, ‘taken as a whole,’ lacks serious literary, artistic,
political, or scientific value.”
Without getting to “lawyer-esque,” because (a) I am not a
lawyer, and (b) because it’s boring, obscenity is not protected free speech. I
didn't know that, to be quite honest. However, let’s go back to the rules of
the art contest.
The depictions were to adhere to local, state, and federal
law, as well as not be… promot(ing) the denial of human rights. If you want to
read them again, just scroll up…
Right?
Obscenity is determined by state law. Obscenity has to do
with sexual content. Obscenity has no literary, artistic, political, or
scientific value.
The picture in question, the winner of the contest (which
can be viewed here) by this legal definition, was not obscene. Was it political?
It most definitely was, but under our laws, not obscene.
Another standard for basing free speech upon is something
that is referred to as the Brandenburg Test.
This relates to inflammatory speech that is intended to advocate illegal action.
The definition falls as such: The standard developed determined that speech
advocating the use of force or crime could only be proscribed where two
conditions were satisfied: (1) the advocacy is “directed to inciting or producing imminent lawless action,” and (2)
the advocacy is also “likely to incite
or produce such action.”
Remember, it would be inflammatory if both conditions were
satisfied. Sure, the contest may have been “likely to incite” illegal action,
but it was not designed to “directly incite or produce imminent lawless
action.” Now, I am not a lawyer, law student, and certainly not a judge. I am
an educated person though. I hold two degrees, and would like to consider
myself well read. As I read this, I see no violation by this art contest that
shows that it was blatantly created to incite the terror attacks.
See…I’m already fading away on all this law speak.
I would really like to explore this topic deeper. When has
the protection of a certain religion’s belief system superseded the First
Amendment? Tell me.
I would like to hear your comments.
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In case you haven’t heard of
this thing. It is simply the fear of clowns. This is a funny topic to me, because
I personally don’t suffer from it. I figured since my last post was skirting
around the different things that we as a society or culture might refer to as
nightmare fuel, I might as well just feet first into something truly
fascinating. Truth be told, someone very close to me does have a legitimate
fear of clowns, but I have never known what it came from. I mean, I really don’t
see the big deal.
How can this possibly be scary?
According to Wikipedia (which we all know is 100% believable), the term coulrophobia only
started to appear in the 1980s, and has really only developed into the modern
lexicon through its usage online. Bringing to the attention on whether this is
a legitimate
irrational fear or a made up irrational
fear.
I think my head just exploded as I wrote that. Did I really
just commit that sentence to paper? To the fray!
I should point out. I am NOT a psychologist, and I do not
possess and degrees in psychology. This is a just an educated opinion and
social commentary of this topic. Besides… lighten up!
Five Reasons Why the
Fear of Clowns has Grown and is Perpetuated by Pop Culture
1.Clowns are a Popular Plot Device for Scary
Stories
It is no secret that many scary stories use clowns as a plot
device to make the unknown seem even more frightening. Stephen King popularized
this trope with his iconic novel It. The
popular thriller television series
American Horror Story just recently had a “killer clown” as a character. To
continue, there are many films where the villain wears a mask to hide his identity,
but he isn't a clown specifically: Jason from Friday the 13th (hockey mask), Michael Myers from Halloween (plain white mask), Leatherface
from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, as
well as many others.
This guys looks like a plot device unto himself.
Even more famously, Batman’s ultimate nemesis is the clown
prince of crime: The Joker. His portrayal has ranged from being a manic misfit,
such as the original television series, Batman
to a truly menacing agent of chaos, like Heath Ledger’s iconic performance in The Dark Knight.
This is so true!
Having a villain where his face is hidden really taps into a
primal fear that exists within all of us. The unknown is always more
frightening than the known, and a villain covering his face just makes it
that much scarier. I really think that is what the appeal to using clowns as bad guys holds. Not only can you not see the face, but it is juxtaposed against
an ideal that has traditionally been in settings that are meant to bring laughter or joy. With the brain trying to process what is unfamiliar and reversed, the
viewer begins to gain a sense of uncomfortable dread. Much like what is caused
when human perception enters into…
2. Clowns Enter into
the Uncanny Valley Spectrum
There it is again,
that dang uncanny valley. It has been mentioned by “researchers” that because
of clowns exaggerated features, determining a clown’s true emotions becomes
difficult. Specifically, those who are afraid of clowns can’t tell if the clown
is happy or if it is about to rip their face off. “Researchers” have also said
that physical slapstick comedy that involves stunts that would normally cause
pain confuse some people’s perception of the act because the clown’s face is
painted with a smile while they are being “hurt.”
He's hurtingmeactually.
Now, from my previous entry, I talked on how the uncanny
valley is becoming more and more acceptable by society with the over usage of
CGI in movies, the inclusion of AI such as Siri in our phones, and dependence of
robots in our day to day activities. So, why the hang up on clowns? Does it
more fall into the “Zombie” realm of the dip?
I couldn't really tell you… I’m not afraid of clowns, but I am terrified by
some of those lifelike androids being cranked out of Hong Kong and Japan.
3. John Wayne Gacy
Pogo the Clown. I am not really going to give this man or
what he did much attention. This was a sick man who did horrible things. It is
not up to me to rehash or describe any of the monstrous things that this
scumbag did, especially using a children’s character in the process. Google him
if you must.
The mere knowledge that there was a real life “Evil Clown” is
enough to legitimize this fear, but let’s face it, we are talking about a
fringe incident.
4. Clowns are
Associated with Uncomfortable Circumstances
You know what movie I never really liked? Patch Adams. This is a stinker of a bio-pic that starred Robin Williams as a doctor who brought joy
to his pediatric patients by dressing as a clown. The film currently holds a
25% on Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, this is one of those movies that either a) you have never seen, b) have no desire to see, or c) regret seeing it in the first place. To those of you who enjoyed Patch Adams...my condolences.
Still though, while a certain amount of joy can be
brought to a sick child through the use of clowns, I am going to touch on
something different.
Who can remember going into the doctor as child, or parents,
when can you think of the last time you took your child to the doctor – and saw
this:
I really do actually love this icon.
This is Happy the Clown by Arthur Sarnoff. This image has
been reproduced so many times and in so many forms, that it is a part of
Americana. How is a child to feel if every time they get poked by a needle or need
to get some nasty medicine, they see this image? Well, quite frankly, that
image is going to be associated with the pain or discomfort.
I mean, I get it, but I don’t understand it.
5. There are No Reasons - People Just Feel How they Feel
I guess that is it really. I just wanted to try and
understand why this is.
Let me ask you a question reader:
Are you afraid of clowns,
yet you still read this?
Are you still scared of them?
Do you think that you could ever get over the fear?
At this point, are you getting irritated that I am just posting pictures of clowns for no reason or point what-so-ever?
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comment here without having a g+ account. I am in the process of incorporating
Facebook comments for the site, so if you do follow me on FB, you will be able
to comment and it will be posted here.
So much work!!!
Well, I have been covering race relations and Baltimore with
the last two posts, let’s do something a little lighter hearted. I mean, it’s
Friday, it’s May Day – and I’m in a good mood.
One thing I have noticed in popular blogs these days, is
that everyone LOVES lists. They are concise, they can be funny, and they keep
your attention to a certain limit without boring you to tears.
So here we go:
THE
TOP 5 REASONS WE ARE CLOSER TO LIVING IN THE MATRIX
Before I really get into this. We need to explore the idea
of how technology is being more and more integrated into our lives, almost to
becoming a necessity. It was just recently reported by numerous sources that
the heart monitor feature in the iWatch was being disrupted by wrist tattoos.
The heart rate monitor is actually a smart feature that allows the iWatch to
shut itself off when not in use, or when it doesn't register a heartbeat. To
those of you that may have sleeves or wrist tattoos, this function won’t work
properly. Basically, you just dropped $400 on a worthless device. Apple’s
response – suck it!
No really, Apple said, “Hey, we don’t have a solution, but
if you want to purchase some Bluetooth chest straps and monitor your heart that
way, go ahead." Steve Jobs just rolled over in his grave.
YOU RUINED MY LEGACY!
Regardless your opinion on the First World Problem that is
the defective iWatch, you can’t deny that technology is here to stay, and may
be poised to take over.
5. The Uncanny Valley
is Getting Smaller and Smaller
There is a phrase out there called “The Uncanny Valley,” and
it is basically defined as: a hypothesis in the field of aesthetics which holds
that when features look and move almost,
but not exactly, like natural beings, it causes a response of revulsion among some observers. The
"valley" refers to the dip in a graph of the comfort level of beings
as subjects move toward a healthy, natural likeness described in a function of
a subject's aesthetic acceptability. Examples can be found in the fields of
robotics and 3D computer animation, among others.
Basically – nightmare fuel.
It’s illustrated by this graph:
I would hope that we are repulsed by zombies.
The more a moving likeness of something that looks human but
isn't human, the more it is supposed to make you feel uncomfortable. With
UltraHD TVs, High Frame Rate movies such as Peter Jackson’s Hobbit trilogy, and the extensive use of
CGI to create realistic characters in our entertainment, our brains are getting
more and more acclimated to the idea that something that was once repulsive, is
now acceptable. The “dip” that creates the valley is a lot shallower and
narrower now. I mean, Andy Serkis has made his entire career playing CGI
characters such as Gollum, Caesar, and King Kong.
4. CGI No Longer
Looks Like a Cartoon
Who here remembers Ang Lee’s Hulk? Who here remembers the unholy creation that was Tom Hanks in Polar Express? How about the entirety of
Beowulf? There are countless examples
of how CGI, in its infancy, was just a gimmick. It was perfect for Pixar or
Dreamworks movies, such as Monsters, Inc. and Shrek, but anytime it was used
for feature films that needed photo-realistic renders, it just fell short.
Hulk SMASH!
As fake as it used to look, using CGI now is a standard in film making.
We would not be able to have the sequel generating monstrosity that is Marvel
Studios if it were not for CGI. I remember a time where if you were to say that
they were going to make a movie about Thor without it looking cheesy, I would
have said that you were out of your mind. And yet…..
Not only does it LOOK real, but it feels realistic. It
almost feels so realistic, that if you watch older films where practical
special effects were used, it looks fake. FAKE! For example, if you were
to watch Jaws, you would instantly be
able to tell that the shark was robotic, and (not taking away from the genius
that is that film) it would almost look comical. Our brains have to come accept
that the artificial is the new reality, and that is the new standard.
3. Robots are no
longer a thing from Science Fiction Novels
Check out these headlines:
“Experts predict robots will take over 30% of our jobs by
2025 – and white-collar jobs aren't immune”
“This humanoid robot can recognize and interact with people”
“The UK government is refusing to rule out building killer
robots”
“A robot just started her job as the receptionist at Japan’s
oldest department store”
That last one gives me the chills most of all. The headline
actually personified an object by recognizing it with the pronoun “her” instead
of the appropriate “it.” All four of these headlines come from
BusinessInsider.com, which is a business and technology website that has been
around since February 2009. I mean this is a fairly legitimate source for tech
news and how it relates to business. There was a time when robots threatened to
take over the assembly lines of auto manufacturers, and it was disputed that it
would never happen. Until it did. There was a time when the idea of having a
robot in your home as a maid was only something in The Jetsons, until it wasn't (can you say Roomba…DJ Roomba if you’re
hip!).
Pawnee was always using innovative technology to stay ahead in the game.
Not only have robots become a part of our lives, but we have
started to accept the presence of them doing daily tasks that used to be jobs
for people. Even our phones contain a robot in them that answers our questions when
we need help. Apple even programmed certain responses and phrases into Siri to
have conversational functionality. How soon before we become like Joaquin
Phoenix in Her? Oh just for fun,
click this link http://www.macworld.com/article/2915908/siri-says-the-darnedest-things-50-questions-for-apple-s-virtual-assistant.html
and you will get 50 fun conversation phrases and lighthearted banter situations
that you can have with Siri. She is adorable…I will admit that!
2. Virtual Existence
is an Accepted Counterpart to Reality
About a year ago, Forbes reported that Blizzard’s World of Warcraft raked in over a
billion dollars in 2013. Now rumor around the campfire is that WoW
subscriptions have been dipping, but even so, that is a chunk of change. On
ebay, while it has become a violation to sell virtual items for games such as WoW, the virtual reality simulator Second Life is not considered a game. Listed
on ebay, there are literally hundreds to thousands of virtual items usable on Second Life available for purchase with real currency.
Wrap your head around that for a second.
Spending real money for virtual items.
Items that you will never, ever use IRL (in real life). Well let me paint it
through a different prism. How many “in game purchases” are on almost every
game app out there. Buying more turns in Candy
Crush Saga is not so uncommon. Video gaming and virtual existence has become so broad and accepted by most everybody in 2015. It is no longer just a hobby for
neckbeards who live in their mother’s basement.
Selfie!
Many A-listers such as Mila Kunis, Vin Diesel, Dave
Chappelle, and Mr. T have all confirmed that they have virtual lives within the
realm of Azeroth. Even standard
console games, such as The Elder Scrolls:
Skyrim and Fallout have become so
in-depth in their RPG aspects. Living in these worlds can involve
gambling, earning money, and even getting married. With the upcoming release of
Elder Scrolls Online, Bethesda
Softworks looks to give WoW a run for its money in creating a virtual realm
that is accessible by the more mainstream console platform.
1. We Don’t Care
Let me give you some stuff that cannot be unseen, which will
haunt you for the rest of your days to come.
I bet you didn't realize until the end of the video that “Emily”
was a virtual creation. I’ll let you watch it again. I’ll wait….
Now you notice the flawless skin, those dead eyes, and the
facial expressions, that at first viewing made you wonder what you were
watching, later chilled you to the bone. This video was made in 2008, and the
tech is even better! I watched an
interview with the designer, and explained that the goal was to erase the
uncanny valley.
Terrifying!
Chew on this one now.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Kudos if you actually made it all the way through that one.
If you didn't get to at least half, then you missed the pan of the camera. This
appears as if it is in a mall! AAAAAGHHHH!!!!!! Look at all of the people
watching. Being entertained or fascinated…or I don’t know.
The pieces are
already being put in place for artificial intelligence to take its next shape.
I really hope that we end up having Frankenstein’s Monster turning against us.